Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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