Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
im on a boat
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