I'll bet she douches with gravy.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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