u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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