in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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