Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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