i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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