yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
