do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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