I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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