i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Ketchup is God's man juice
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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