My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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