Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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