also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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