Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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