How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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