is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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