if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i just had sex bonerless
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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