Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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