Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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