I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Randomize
