So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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