Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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