Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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