VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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