i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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