do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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