Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Randomize
