I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
