we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Randomize
