And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
