at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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