how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Send help, water and tortillas.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
