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My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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