oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
