That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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