You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
