Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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