no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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