Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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