why didn't you poke me back
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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