Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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