We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Randomize
