Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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