new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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