Ketchup is God's man juice
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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