it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
