Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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