I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
oh god the rape fog is back!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
