at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I got chris browned last night
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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