She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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