Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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