Your face is a jimmy john
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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