it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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